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Why didn't Ethel get out of the rain?
Marion has planned all her wedding except
the groom.
Jewell thinks Zoology is a place where
animals are kept.
Some girls seeing a man coming up the walk
with Miss W- exclaimed, "0, there's that
Pickle Man again," but it was only the
Medicine Man.
Lelia: Miss M- please take us somewhere
where we can get some botany experiments.
Mabel: "Alma, what is a
triangle?"
Alma: "A
three-cornered square."
Jimmie says she would ;like to have Berrys
for every meal.
Ethel Smith wanted to know if Easter carne
on Sunday this year.
Mrs. L- in
History: "What did Napoleon
do for his brothers?"
Jennie-Lee: "He
made three of them kings of England."
Miss G-: "There is a sphinx in Egypt that
covers thirteen acres."
Gertrude: "Why, a man that
big? Is he alive?"
Mabel: "Lucile, I am
going to order `The Last Days of Pompeii.' "
Lucile: "Why what do you
want with that old man's life?'
Miss M- in History: "Can
you tell me anything about the destruction
of Jamestown?"
Miss Cay: "I just
remember when it was destroyed by a flood. "
Mistress:-"Mary, these banisters always
seem dusty. I was at Mrs. Johnson's to-day,
and hers are as bright and smooth as glass."
Mary:-"She has three small boys, mum. "
The
Professor: "Humph! Dear
me! I gave that young man
two courses on the cultivation of the
memory, and he's gone away and forgot to pay
me, and I can't for the life of me remember
the fellow's name. How very
provoking." –
Christain Observer.
Some of the girls' Favorite
Authors: Ethel and Marion
-Walton; Mildred-Bryan (t) ; Vera--Jackson;
Duckie-Porter;
Lera -Mitchell, Mabel -Dickens (on) ;
Olive - Carey; Mary-Belle-Byron;
Lina-Hughes; Lena-Author of Constantius;
Lotta--Davis; Jennie-Lee-Taylor.
"Now," said the teacher, "can you tell me
anything about Hiawatha?" "Yes," replied
little Henry, "it's the tune that made
Longfellow famous."-Christian Observer.
To Liberty, dear Liberty
We pledge our love and
might,
And loyally we'll ever wave
Her colors, green and
white.
Sing out the praise of
Liberty,
Her fame abroad proclaim,
Ring out her deeds and
learning great
And spread her glorious
name.
Fare thee well, dear
Liberty,
The parting hour is nigh,
With loving thoughts we
crown thee,
As we say once more
good-bye.
-Lucile Yates.
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