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Miss M.: "Russell, what is a
portmanteau?"
Russell: "Why it's a place where
ships come in."
The lament of a Senior: "Ah, happy
years!
Once more who would not be a
Sub-Freshman?"
Prescribed course in summer
reading for
Sophomores: "Mother Goose" with
critical notes, with
"The Old Woman and Her Pig" and
"The Little
Red Hen" supplementary.
"Hearts like doors can open with
ease To very, very little keys;
And don't forget that they are
these: 'I thank you, sir,' and 'If
you please.
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